Jump out of bed, I’m already late
This is the kind of day I love to hate
  no way I’m ever gonna get to work on time
I spilled my coffee, can’t find my keys
The gas tank is stuck on E
  this could be the day I finally lose my mind

Boss keeps calling on the cell
When I get to work I’m gonna catch some hell
I just can’t take another day
Come on people get outta my way

Drive time, can’t get downtown
No way to get around
Drive time’s just got me down again

Traffic jam up ahead
Pressure gauge is in the red
  I can see my exit, man I’m almost there 
All around me cars are wrecking
Everybody’s rubbernecking
  could be someone I know but I don’t care

Road rage pumps through every vein
All these chumps drive me insane
A morphine drip would help me cope
I’m a type A driver at the end of my rope

Drive time, can’t get downtown
No way to get around
Drive time’s just got me down again

Drive time just ain’t no fun
I’m about to come undone
Drive time just got me down again

Stuck in traffic, I close my eyes
Dream I’m doing one-twenty-five
Behind the wheel of a 911
To be there now, I’d be in heaven

Drive time, can’t get downtown
No way to get around
Drive time’s just got me down again

Drive time’s gonna do me in
I just can’t win
Drive time just got me down again