Keepin' Up with the Joneses
Drive an SUV that will seat eight
but I always drive alone
Got internet access and a color screen
on my telephone
Lost most of my hair but I pay a hundred bucks
to have it trimmed at a salon
Think of myself as a king and everyone else
like they're less than a pawn
Keepin’ up with the Joneses
Keepin’ up with the Joneses
Keepin’ up with the Joneses
Keepin’ up with the Joneses
Watch reruns with surround sound
on my big screen TV
My wife is gone to see the doc,
cosmetic surgery
She wants a little nip & tuck,
a new chest, 36D
It’s how you look, not how you feel,
on that we all agree
Keepin’ up with the Joneses
Keepin’ up with the Joneses
Keepin’ up with the Joneses
Keepin’ up with the Joneses
But they’re not keepin’ up with me
The grass is always greener around
my new swimming pool
It makes my neighbors jealous and
I think that’s pretty cool
I guess someday I’ll have to pay
for the error of my sins
But he who dies with the most toys
always wins - I’m gonna win, yeah!
A house, three boats, vacation home,
all measures of success
These things of mine, they sure are fine
intended to impress
I’ll raise the bar, get a brand new car
and a 5-star beach resort
Of all the games, one-upsmanship
is now my favorite sport
Keepin’ up with the Joneses
Keepin’ up with the Joneses
Keepin’ up with the Joneses
We’re keepin’ up with the Joneses
But they’re not keepin’ up with me