The first time I saw her in the office break room
I knew right away that I must meet her soon
Librarian glasses, legs that go on for days
Her pouty red lips put my in a daze
Will she ever notice that I’m even there
No matter how much I try, I can’t help but stare
I’m out of my mind, how could I have a shot?
Damn, what am I thinking? This girl is too hot

Interoffice interlude,
Just the thing to improve my mood
I want a Interoffice Interlude

When I walked in this morning, was surprised to see
The girl from the break room looking over at me
I stop for some coffee, first break of the day
She sneaks up and whispers that she’s ready to play
With a wink and a nod only moments ago
She’s made me an offer and I couldn’t say no!
A meeting location will be next on my list
I’m not to be bothered, on that I’ll insist

Interoffice interlude,
Just the thing to improve my mood
I want a Interoffice Interlude

Anticipation, the moment is near
As I wait in the closet the mission is clear
A knock or two later, She opens the door
The sound of a zipper, clothes hitting the floor
Passionate kisses, the thrashing ensues
Hope nobody hears us or else we’ll be through

Called to a meeting, should I be concerned
I’m trying to remember any bridges I’ve burned
The HR director really made my heart sink
No dipping your pen in the company ink!
You gave us no trouble since the day you were hired
If the antics continue you’re gonna be fired
We’re last on the floor working late one night
The president’s sofa, boss’ credenza, conference table
Glass elevator made the perfect site

Interoffice interlude,
We got caught and now I’m screwed
No more Interoffice Interlude