Slacker
I slip into work ‘bout quarter past eight
Through the side door, they don’t know that I’m late
Then I stare at the screen for an hour or so
Tap a few keys to put on a show
Then I get on the net when nobody’s around
Whooo! Just look what I found

I’m a slacker, I don’t care
Motivation’s just not there

I never give 100%
Avoiding work is my intent
Don’t want to burn out early in the week
Just slidin’ through is my technique
I learned the merit system when I got hired
Just do enough not to get yourself fired

I’m a slacker, It’s unfair
I should be a millionaire
My boss is unaware
I just sit here in my chair

I’ve got no incentive to be more productive
Working too hard can be self destructive
If I can keep coasting, collecting my pay
Stay out of sight and retire someday
Some people work just to get an award
Being a slacker is its own reward

The boss is a jerk, he’s dumb as a rock
When he moved up we were all in shock
He cannot lead and he’ll never inspire
He’ll just ride us until he retires

I’m a slacker can’t you see, No productivity
You can’t count on me
I’m a ‘no work’ guarantee
I’m a slacker
I’m a slacker