Crap Detector
Controlling the spin
Gets under my skin
Uncover the truth
Oh superior sleuth
So where do we turn?
As we try to discern
The fiction from the facts
Without serious cracks

Deliver us corporate super friend
To help the masses comprehend
A super sonic bull inspector
With a built-in shock proof crap detector

Collections of lies
Institutionalized
Corrupted conclusions
From extensive collusion

Deliver us corporate super friend
To help the masses comprehend
A super sonic bull inspector
With a built-in shock proof crap detector

Oh where is the savior
To expose this behavior
We're ready to scream
Just say what you mean!

Deliver us corporate super friend
To help the masses comprehend
A super sonic bull inspector
With a built-in shock proof crap detector

Deliver us corporate super friend
To help the masses comprehend
A super sonic bull inspector
With a built-in shock proof crap detector