When I come to work each day
Complete disarray
They don’t understand what I demand
I want it all, the bright shiny ball

Honesty, integrity
Accountability, baby that ain’t me
Honesty, integrity
Don’t count on me

I’ll do what I have to do
And I’ll step on you
Stay outta my way, ‘cause at the end of the day
The jobs I slash make me more cash

Honesty, integrity
Accountability, baby that ain’t me
Honesty, integrity
Don’t count on me

The media says I’m unfair
I don’t really care
The SEC can’t mess with me
With cash to burn, there’s no concern

Honesty, integrity
Accountability, baby that ain’t me
Honesty, integrity
Don’t count on me

Honesty, integrity
Accountability, baby that ain’t me
Honesty, integrity
Don’t count on me